Toilet Paper Value Calculator Pro

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Version 2023-07-17. By TidalWaveOne. ☕ Buy me a coffee

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IMPORTANT: Grades are based on 2-ply. Adjustments for 1-ply TP are not currently supported.

Deal Grade (Based on 2-Ply, Price Only)

Deal Grade (Quality Adjusted)

Calculation Detail

(*) % off is for additional discounts that may apply like Subscribe & Save and/or credit card discounts.

(**) Final price is before any tax.

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TofuVic, a toilet paper expert, thinks the "purchase point" is 0.253¢ per sheet.

Costco sells 30 rolls (2-ply w/380 sheets per roll) for $19.99 in warehouse (Kirkland Signature brand), which is 0.175¢ per sheet. Online the price rises to $23.99+$3 delivery fee for 0.237¢ per sheet. This may vary by location as some locations may still be showing 425 sheets per roll (the old size).

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